WHAT AM I TO YOU

this is fucking ridiculous.

and i thought only females could be that speculative and petty.

i tell you i'm not seeing anyone and i'm not interested.

you go on to deduce that it's an odd notion and that since i couldn't be lesbian, i'm probably lying about my single status.

so you go on speculating about who i'm with.

now this says many things about you:

1) you don't trust me.

2) you find some odd gratification in this absurd guessing game.

3) you're an idiot to risk a budding friendship.

i am single.

i'd really rather be than go out with the likes of you, you and you.

actually, you just blew it.

congratulations.