NOTES TO SELF:

1) Do not bike before a dance session. Results in aching ass, thighs and neck. And oh...pelvic bone. OUCH.

2) Give the asses-who-body-wave-the-hell-outta-me as good as I get. Results in the guy having second thoughts about touching me with his chest ever again. (Then again, he may like it so much he'll do it more frequently...hmm.)

3) Practise the hell outta THE MOVES. Results in greater sensuality while dancing.

4) Get the guys who so love THE MOVES to keep practising them with me. Results in sore thigh muscles and extensive nose-bleeding...

5) Do not eat before two-to-three-hour-straight salsa session. Results in bloated tummy and air bubbles moving toward brain.

6) Do not attempt to blog after doing all the above in one night. Results in drivel-spouting.