HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THEE

let me count the ways...

with a diamond ring?

with an alaskan cruise?

with a home entertainment system?

let me cash that in for...

two ring pops.

two rubber floats.

and a set of monopoly.

and if we've got some left over, perhaps two front row tickets to see the wizard of oz.

or...

let's just keep it in the college fund.